{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
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